"Home is not where you were born; home is where all your attempts to escape cease."

- Naguib Mahfouz
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"

Anyone else having an impossible time keeping up with your feelings about this election? I’m almost embarrassed to admit it, because I feel like I’m supposed to be all “here’s my strong opinion, NO compromises!” But instead I’m like:

-Man, fuck this election. I can’t watch.
-WOW, what a shitshow, I can’t look away!
-Hillary. Is. The. Worst.
-NOPE, there’s Trump, that guy’s definitely the worst.
-No but really, I can’t support Hillary.
-WAIT. Do I have to support Hillary???
-God, I’m sick of all this misogyny in criticisms of Hillary.
-“Superpredators”?? You know what, bitch…
-Don’t tell me who to vote for, BERNIE BROS!
-Don’t tell me who to vote for, WHITE FEMINISTS!
-Ahh shit, there’s my president. Obama is so freakin’ cool.
-Dammit, Obama’s an imperialist just like the rest of ‘em.
-Shit. I am gonna miss him, though.
-Am I allowed to miss him??
-No. Imperialist. I can’t miss him.
-OMG TRUMP IS GONNA KILL US ALL.
-You know what? I will miss that Obama fellow after all.
-Conservatives are the worst!
-Oh god, who am I kidding, liberals aren’t much better.
-This system is so fucked up, just forget the whole thing, I’m not voting.
-But I can’t just not vote??
-OMG TRUMP IS GONNA KILL US ALL.
-Can we all not vote? Is that an option? Can we just…decline to have a president?
-I’m so mad that the first woman this close to the presidency is a warmonger.
-Ugh. There she is. “First woman nominated,” so what, this means nothing to me.
-Ugh. Why am I emotional? Does this mean something to me?
-WHY AM I CRYING??
-Did I really just cry over Hillary? God, what kind of self-respecting black activist…
-I’M GONNA MISS OBAMA.
-Why am I crying over Obama?? God, what kind of self-respecting anti-imperialist activist…
-My President is BLACK. I can be proud of that, right? Just a little? K, just a little…
-Fuck, there’s Trump again. He’s the one I should be crying about.
-This. Is. Terrifying. No matter what it takes, we have to keep Trump out of the White House.
-Is it really gonna take voting for Hillary, though? I don’t know if I can do this…
-Okay. Okay, I got this. I’m just gonna go with this, I believe this whole process is bullshit, so I’m just not gonna participate.
-Trump. Could. Win. Fuck, I can’t just not participate.
-This is the start of the apocalypse, isn’t it?
-I gotta get some real survival skills. I don’t think poetry’s gonna cut it after the apocalypse.
-FUCK IT, I’m voting for Michelle. FLOTUS for POTUS!
-Maybe if I share my feelings on Facebook, people will help me sort them out.
-Oh no, I can’t post about this election on Facebook, everyone will yell at me if I’m not as decisive as they are.
-Look, they’re all yelling at each other! This election is tearing us apart.
-This election is fucked. I can’t watch.
-But if I look away, will I miss the start of the apocalypse?
-I can’t look away.
-WHY AM I CRYING?

"

-

Maisha Z. Johnson, Oakland CA (via adamthegirl)

everything I feel

"

Anyone else having an impossible time keeping up with your feelings about this election? I’m almost embarrassed to admit it, because I feel like I’m supposed to be all “here’s my strong opinion, NO compromises!” But instead I’m like:

-Man, fuck this election. I can’t watch.
-WOW, what a shitshow, I can’t look away!
-Hillary. Is. The. Worst.
-NOPE, there’s Trump, that guy’s definitely the worst.
-No but really, I can’t support Hillary.
-WAIT. Do I have to support Hillary???
-God, I’m sick of all this misogyny in criticisms of Hillary.
-“Superpredators”?? You know what, bitch…
-Don’t tell me who to vote for, BERNIE BROS!
-Don’t tell me who to vote for, WHITE FEMINISTS!
-Ahh shit, there’s my president. Obama is so freakin’ cool.
-Dammit, Obama’s an imperialist just like the rest of ‘em.
-Shit. I am gonna miss him, though.
-Am I allowed to miss him??
-No. Imperialist. I can’t miss him.
-OMG TRUMP IS GONNA KILL US ALL.
-You know what? I will miss that Obama fellow after all.
-Conservatives are the worst!
-Oh god, who am I kidding, liberals aren’t much better.
-This system is so fucked up, just forget the whole thing, I’m not voting.
-But I can’t just not vote??
-OMG TRUMP IS GONNA KILL US ALL.
-Can we all not vote? Is that an option? Can we just…decline to have a president?
-I’m so mad that the first woman this close to the presidency is a warmonger.
-Ugh. There she is. “First woman nominated,” so what, this means nothing to me.
-Ugh. Why am I emotional? Does this mean something to me?
-WHY AM I CRYING??
-Did I really just cry over Hillary? God, what kind of self-respecting black activist…
-I’M GONNA MISS OBAMA.
-Why am I crying over Obama?? God, what kind of self-respecting anti-imperialist activist…
-My President is BLACK. I can be proud of that, right? Just a little? K, just a little…
-Fuck, there’s Trump again. He’s the one I should be crying about.
-This. Is. Terrifying. No matter what it takes, we have to keep Trump out of the White House.
-Is it really gonna take voting for Hillary, though? I don’t know if I can do this…
-Okay. Okay, I got this. I’m just gonna go with this, I believe this whole process is bullshit, so I’m just not gonna participate.
-Trump. Could. Win. Fuck, I can’t just not participate.
-This is the start of the apocalypse, isn’t it?
-I gotta get some real survival skills. I don’t think poetry’s gonna cut it after the apocalypse.
-FUCK IT, I’m voting for Michelle. FLOTUS for POTUS!
-Maybe if I share my feelings on Facebook, people will help me sort them out.
-Oh no, I can’t post about this election on Facebook, everyone will yell at me if I’m not as decisive as they are.
-Look, they’re all yelling at each other! This election is tearing us apart.
-This election is fucked. I can’t watch.
-But if I look away, will I miss the start of the apocalypse?
-I can’t look away.
-WHY AM I CRYING?

"

- Maisha Z. Johnson, Oakland CA (via adamthegirl)

veganfoody:

3 Ingredient Vegan Recipes!

Peanut Butter Mousse/Frosting

Peanut Butter Caramel

Whipped Coconut Cream

Coconut Oil Biscuits

Raw Lara Bars

Creamy Garlic Broccoli

Roasted Banana Coconut Milk Ice Cream

Grilled Cheese

Gnocchi

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elliebeanz:

me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

me at the end the end of school vacation: *doesn’t buckle seatbelt in the car*

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weloveshortvideos:

get it together, Freddy.

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brwnpaperbag:

Embroidered and needle-felted veggies by Little Herb Bouquet

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theproblematicblogger:

Headlines from this election

(via ruinedchildhood)

"I wasn’t so interested in being paid. I wanted to be heard. That’s why I’m broke."

- Ornette Coleman (via austinkleon)

(Source: esquire.com, via herbgardening)

me as an airline pilot

me over the intercom: do you guys like me